May 2013
giveme5secs:
how to ruin your life:
actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance
heyfunniest:
ju5t4n3rd:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just...
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(haiku)
mariannapaige:
death is a flutter, a small hiccup you know will come (breathe carefully)
pawsupgagalove:
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
heslidhisarmsaroundme:
...
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
zachariebutts:
when ur in class doodling and a bunch of people come and ask u to draw for them
juilan:
mormondad:
pallbearers:
francieum:
laughoutloudrightnow:
bitch i will ✄ you
sorry i’m not lesbian
how do i download friends
http://www.download-friends.com/
they’ve got all 10 seasons
What the fuck is going on in this post
putting glitter nail polish on: omfg this is so pretty look at the sparkles and the texture and sparkles and glitter omg i cant even this is amazing it is gold sparkles sparkles sparkles
taking glitter nail polish off: you son of a bitch suck my dick. hand me that knife to get this shit off. who has a sander? the fuck is this shit like gorilla glue? fucking fuck fuck fucking hate this fucking shit. fuck sparkles.
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i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
vogelbird:
THINGS I LIKE
when people use my name in conversation
when people say “this reminded me of you!”
when people remember little things i say/do
when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
jessi0129:
robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast
i’m sorry
I can’t hear you
over his glorious smile
are you sure
you’re willing
to play this game?
I am very sure
That this game
Is already lost
oh so we’re going pg-13 now?
hmm too bad robert
is lacking in that area
meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like
Come on now...
poopflow:
liquid-pickle:
poopflow:
if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now
ARE YOU KIDDING IF I SPENT AS MUCH TIME STUDYING AS I HAVE ON THE INTERNET I COULD BE THE WORLD’S LEADER RIGHT NOW
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
lnfamy:
dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
not-so-little-cal:
an-egg:
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
