giveme5secs: how to ruin your life: actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance
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mariannapaige: death is a flutter, a small hiccup you know will come (breathe carefully)
pawsupgagalove: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
zachariebutts: when ur in class doodling and a bunch of people come and ask u to draw for them
juilan: mormondad: pallbearers: francieum: laughoutloudrightnow: bitch i will ✄ you sorry i’m not lesbian how do i download friends http://www.download-friends.com/ they’ve got all 10 seasons What the fuck is going on in this post
putting glitter nail polish on: omfg this is so pretty look at the sparkles and the texture and sparkles and glitter omg i cant even this is amazing it is gold sparkles sparkles sparkles
taking glitter nail polish off: you son of a bitch suck my dick. hand me that knife to get this shit off. who has a sander? the fuck is this shit like gorilla glue? fucking fuck fuck fucking hate this fucking shit. fuck sparkles.
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i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
vogelbird: THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
jessi0129: robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast i’m sorry I can’t hear you over his glorious smile are you sure you’re willing to play this game? I am very sure That this game Is already lost oh so we’re going pg-13 now? hmm too bad robert is lacking in that area meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like Come on now...
poopflow: liquid-pickle: poopflow: if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now ARE YOU KIDDING IF I SPENT AS MUCH TIME STUDYING AS I HAVE ON THE INTERNET I COULD BE THE WORLD’S LEADER RIGHT NOW
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
lnfamy: dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s